This just happened on my dash. Both posts about double majors in, apparently, total conflict with one another. Maybe people really start regretting their double majors this time of year, but personally I think it’s
There’s not a day that goes by that I don’t laugh at this f ucking picture
oh my fucking god
Tip for modern adulterers: If you’re planning to cheat on your wife of 10 years by awkwardly hitting on the model seated next to you on your flight out of Los Angeles, make sure she isn’t live-tweeting the entire miserable experience to her 13,000 followers;
this is the best
what rock group has four men that don’t sing
i could go into the kitchen and make soup right now. i could chop up a whole onion and put it in there and nobody could stop me. i could put cereal in it. i could dump the whole bowl onto the floor and roll around in it naked while barbie girl plays and then order ten of those 7 foot long gummy snakes online and nobody could do a goddamned thing. being an adult is terrifying
this is too much power for one person to have
Be the villain you were born to be. Stop waiting for someone to come along and corrupt you. Succumb to the darkness yourself.
This is surprisingly motivating.
It’s fun to chant “Bloody Mary” into your car’s side mirror three times and watch her jog and try to keep up.